Who is calling my name

When God cooks, you don't see smoke.

. The day you need a wife, the market is filled with mad people.

Meaning: things become scarce, the day you need them most.

Children of today don't even know that in our days you could be b£@ten for any of the following reasons:🤔🤔🤔🤔

1. cry!!ng too long after being be@ten
2. not cry!ng after being be@ten
3. cry!ng without being be@ten
4. standing where elders are sitting
5. sitting while elders are standing
6. walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. eating food prepared for v!sitors
8. r£fusing to eat
9. coming back home after suns£t
10. eating at the neighbour's home
11. generally being too m00dy
12. generally being too excited
13. los!ng a f!ght with older age mate
14. winning a f!ght with your age mate
15. eating too sl0wly
16. eating too quickly
17. eating too much
18. not fin!shing your food
19. finish!ng your food and scr@ping your plate
20. eating and talking
21. sleeping while the elders in the house have already w0ken up
22. looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. stumbling and f@lling when walking
24. looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. when an elder is talking to you and you blìñk
26. when an elder is talking to you and you stare and not bl!ñk
27. when you look at an elder through the c0rn£r of your eye
28. when your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. when your mates are playing and you don’t join them....🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️

Which of these h@ppen to you ??😁😁

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