Laugh again 😂 😂 😂 😂

1. NEPA think they're doing me ,Me that stayed 9months in my mother's w0mb without light, Did I d!£ 😒🚶

2. If you don't move from class to class to get a duster

Førget it, you're not a Nigeria student 🚶😂😂💔

3. Eating suya with the person that bought it, is so str£ssfúl, you will be waiting for him to pick before p!cking 😏🚶

4. I saw a group of people surrounding a bus & shoúting, "Give me my change o!" I rúshed & joined them. I coll£cted N850😋🏃🏃

5. Mothers will be calling last born "my child" 🙄🙄 as if the rest of the children are vis!tors 😏🚶

6. After eating your suya 🍗 alone in the bus you are now asking me what time is it,
🙄 The time is 76:98PM
NØÑS£NS£ 🚶😒

7. Marryīng a l@stborn is a prøbl£m she won't go to bed until you br!be her with b!scuits and sweet🚶😏🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️😁😁

8. The façt that you h@tē someone doesn't mean they will súff£r or not succeed 🙄
God is not from your vill@ge 😏🚶🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

9. "Call me later , I'm driving..."

Boom 💨 Everyone in the bus looked at me,. As if I was talking to them 🙄🚶

10. Signs Of A D@ngerøus Girl
1. Always Indoors
2. Shoe Size (39,40,41)
3. Always Smiling
🥴🤔🤸🤣

11. I mist@kënly brøk£ my
Mediç@ted glasses yesterday
In çase you see me inside Ur relātionship
I no dey see wel£ll o😏🚶

12. I saw one of our sl@y queen on Facebøok today inside bus
She didn't talk to me
Her dad was l@pping her😏🤣

13. A kïss 😘 Can Be Rekīssed, If The Kísser And The Kíssee Agree That The Kīss Kīssēd Was Not W£ll Kīssēd 😂
🚶😏

14. When the relātionship is new 😊
Boy: hahaha 😂
Girl: Wow, baby u laughed like Jesus
🤣🤭😍

15. In Nigeria, two friends went for
an intervíew. One was
eduçated and the other wasn't,
so they agreed to help each
other.
They agreed that the educated
one should go first... And when
he comes back, he should give
the other answers to all the
questions.
.
The first guy's interview started;
BOSS: "When was Nigeria
independençe?"
GUY 1:"It was supposed to be
1959 but it was p0stpøned to
1960 due to many reasons."
BOSS: "Who brought
indep£ndençe to Nigeria?"
GUY 1:"So many part!cipated but
it was Nnamdi Azukiwe who
final!sed it."
BOSS: "It's bel!eved that in planet
mars there is life...is it true?"
GUY 1:"So many say so, but it has
not been sci£ntific@lly
proven."
.
When the first guy l£ft the
interview room, he went straight
to
his uneduçated friend and gave
him all the answers.
.
Second guy's interview also
st@rted:
BOSS: "When were you born?"
GUY 2:"It was supposed to be
1959 but it was postpøn£d to
1960."
BOSS: "What!! Who is your
father?"
GUY 2:"So many parcitipated but
it was Nnamdi Azukiwe who
final!sed it."
BOSS: "Oh My God!! Are u
CRÂZY???"
GUY 2:"So many say so but it has
not been sc!£ntifically
pr∅ven!"
(funny Mathias)
🤣😂😁🤣😄😄