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DIFFERENT TYPES OF MOTHERS!!!π€π€
1. The ones that will tell you something else and mean another.......They be like "am travelling, if you like turn the house upside down, invite your friends, and do party, if you wake up, don't do any work ooo, lΔzy up and down bye bye.,ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
2.The ones that if they are talking to you and be coming closer, you have to be moving back because sl@p can wir£lessly come anytime.ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
3. The ones that will advise you for more than 4 good hours and still be like "in short I don't want to talk too muchππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
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4. The one that if they are talking to you and you keep qu!et, they be like "So am talking, and you're looking at me abi".........Then you want to talk, they be like "sharap there, you don't talk when am talkingππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
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5. The ones that will always remember you that they didn't k!!ll their mother, so you cannot come and k!!ll themπ€£π€£
6. The ones that will ask you to borrøw them m0n£y, but when you ask them for it, they will start reminding you of how they have never asked you to pay them for all the food you have been eating in the house since you were born.ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
7. The ones that will never concentrate in church, they will always be checking you to know whether you are following the preaching or praying.π€π€
8. The ones that will tell you that,, you think you are doing me,,,, you are doing yourself,,,,, Your children will do it to you also π€·π½βοΈπ€·π½βοΈππ½
9. The ones that will send you to bring plates for them, and if you ask mommy where should I keep it? She will say put it on my head ππ
10. The ones that if they try everything to get at you and it is not working, they will start reminding you that it was her br£@st you sΕ«ck£d, and how she carried you in her tummy for 9 months.
GOD BLESS EVERY GOOD MOTHER OUT THERE.
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1. The ones that will tell you something else and mean another.......They be like "am travelling, if you like turn the house upside down, invite your friends, and do party, if you wake up, don't do any work ooo, lΔzy up and down bye bye.,ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
2.The ones that if they are talking to you and be coming closer, you have to be moving back because sl@p can wir£lessly come anytime.ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
3. The ones that will advise you for more than 4 good hours and still be like "in short I don't want to talk too muchππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
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4. The one that if they are talking to you and you keep qu!et, they be like "So am talking, and you're looking at me abi".........Then you want to talk, they be like "sharap there, you don't talk when am talkingππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
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5. The ones that will always remember you that they didn't k!!ll their mother, so you cannot come and k!!ll themπ€£π€£
6. The ones that will ask you to borrøw them m0n£y, but when you ask them for it, they will start reminding you of how they have never asked you to pay them for all the food you have been eating in the house since you were born.ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ
7. The ones that will never concentrate in church, they will always be checking you to know whether you are following the preaching or praying.π€π€
8. The ones that will tell you that,, you think you are doing me,,,, you are doing yourself,,,,, Your children will do it to you also π€·π½βοΈπ€·π½βοΈππ½
9. The ones that will send you to bring plates for them, and if you ask mommy where should I keep it? She will say put it on my head ππ
10. The ones that if they try everything to get at you and it is not working, they will start reminding you that it was her br£@st you sΕ«ck£d, and how she carried you in her tummy for 9 months.
GOD BLESS EVERY GOOD MOTHER OUT THERE.
πif you love your mom π
πTYPE I LOVE YOU MOM
funny Mathias
DIFFERENT TYPES OF MOTHERS!!!π€π€1. The ones that will tell you something else and mean another.......They be like "am travelling, if you like turn the house upside down, invite your friends, and do party, if you wake up, don't do any work ooo, lΔzy up and down bye bye.,ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ2.The ones that if they are talking to you and be coming closer, you have to be moving back because sl@p can wir£lessly come anytime.ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ3. The ones that will advise you for more than 4 good hours and still be like "in short I don't want to talk too muchππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ.4. The one that if they are talking to you and you keep qu!et, they be like "So am talking, and you're looking at me abi".........Then you want to talk, they be like "sharap there, you don't talk when am talkingππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ.5. The ones that will always remember you that they didn't k!!ll their mother, so you cannot come and k!!ll themπ€£π€£6. The ones that will ask you to borrøw them m0n£y, but when you ask them for it, they will start reminding you of how they have never asked you to pay them for all the food you have been eating in the house since you were born.ππ½βοΈππ½βοΈ7. The ones that will never concentrate in church, they will always be checking you to know whether you are following the preaching or praying.π€π€8. The ones that will tell you that,, you think you are doing me,,,, you are doing yourself,,,,, Your children will do it to you also π€·π½βοΈπ€·π½βοΈππ½9. The ones that will send you to bring plates for them, and if you ask mommy where should I keep it? She will say put it on my head ππ10. The ones that if they try everything to get at you and it is not working, they will start reminding you that it was her br£@st you sΕ«ck£d, and how she carried you in her tummy for 9 months.GOD BLESS EVERY GOOD MOTHER OUT THERE. πif you love your mom ππTYPE I LOVE YOU MOMfunny Mathias
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